| Wednesday, May 15th, 2002 |
| 1:00 pm |
What do you want to talk about? |
| Thursday, May 9th, 2002 |
| 8:19 pm |
So my black ass is sitting at kentuckey fried chicken today enjoying a piece meal (dark meet of course) and up walks a cop. I was like 'can i help you' and he goes accusing me of stealing some cole slaw from this old man's plate that was next to me. i couldnt believe that mother fucker. he called the cops because i stoled his cole slaw? has he no compassion for the homeless? so i gave the cole slaw back to the cracker at the table next to me and he was all pissy. i told him he better back the fuck off me because i knew karate and shit. then the old cracker gets an attitude. so i junmp up and spit in the doods face. i dont care how homeless I am, no cole slaw lovin cracker is gonna fuk wit me! so I got kicked out of KFC. At least they let me take my corn on the cob. |
| 11:13 am |
 I guess I know why Skippy hasn't emailed me in a while. The stupid white boy was blowing up mailboxes using a fake name. When are the police gonna realize this is the same Skippy that use to beat off in the tool shead behind his mom's garage? Skippy. If you have a computer in jail, please conatct me. Its been way too long since we touched... I mean talked. A lot has happened in my life in the last few months. i haven't written about it in my jernal yet, but i will. my feelings are too strong to hide. man i am acting like a puss. someone get me a bong. |
| Wednesday, May 8th, 2002 |
| 1:34 pm |
Dear Federal Aviation Administration: I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman. No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales. Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this? At your service, William Jefferson Clinton |
| Tuesday, May 7th, 2002 |
| 7:25 pm |
Homeless people shouildn't have man boobies. |
| 7:24 pm |
Its hard to get to a PC to type in my jernal. People have been uptight with security since the brown people bombed the wtc. It is easier to get booze though. |
| Friday, May 3rd, 2002 |
| 9:12 pm |
guess who's back? yep. ozzy osbourne. My son was on that fuking show. hes that god dman security guard that got accused of robbing that house. fucking idiots. |
| Friday, January 4th, 2002 |
| 4:01 pm |
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| Wednesday, December 19th, 2001 |
| 7:19 pm |
Aaron Carter is as big fucking pussy. |
| Saturday, December 15th, 2001 |
| 2:08 pm |
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| Friday, December 14th, 2001 |
| 12:03 am |
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| Thursday, December 13th, 2001 |
| 12:11 am |
I was thinking about fighting for the Taliban. But Osama don't want black people. That guy's a racist dick. |
| Tuesday, December 11th, 2001 |
| 9:14 pm |
Cough. Cough. cough...... weeze....... anyone got a smoke? |
| Thursday, November 22nd, 2001 |
| 12:48 am |
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone  I'll be eating at the shelter AGAIN. |
| Thursday, October 25th, 2001 |
| 11:33 am |
My identity is about to be revealed. |
| Wednesday, October 24th, 2001 |
| 9:37 am |
Well, the quiz thing i posted was a sucksess. the only problem is that i don't know how to check who won a shizznit so i gotta tell you all something: If you want an autographed picture of Homeless Jim, send me your address and i'll mail you won. I gave this dood at the post office a phatty joint on Sunday so he said he would hook me up with postage. Now I just got to get someone with a camera to take my fukking pictuire. by the way, my eamil address is nohomejimbo@hotmail.com |
| Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001 |
| 12:08 pm |
Everyone is tanking these polls about being goth, punk, and gay and stuff well here are my results: 0% Goth 0% Geek 0% Gay 0% Punk 100% Homeless. |
| Monday, October 22nd, 2001 |
| 12:42 pm |
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| Friday, October 19th, 2001 |
| 1:50 pm |
Can you believe I started a ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) popstars2 community? WHat a joke. |
| 1:46 pm |
Did I mention that I have a new part in the upcoming Willie Smith movie: ALI? Yep, thats right, homeless Jimbo is in ALI. You can see me about 34 minutes into the movie and I am handing Ali's trainer some towels for ALI. They paid me $50 and bought be a case of Papts Blue Ribbon that night. I don't actually say anything but you can tell its me. I have a red cap on and a plain shirt. They were going to give me a speaking role but they caught me in the bathroom jerking off to visions of Glen Campbell. The 50 was used to buy a phat bag of Cali weed and the beer took me about 4 hours to dfrink. That was a good night. |
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